"I'll spend every nickel for one damned good lay, "So here's the deal straight and neat Dangerous Dan McGrew and the lady known as Lou are seen seated at a table in one corner. of pleasure yachts? Gunshots break out, McGrew and the stranger kill each other, and the Lady thats known as Lou ends up with the strangers poke of gold. A half-dead thing in a stark, dead world, clean mad for the muck called gold; While high overhead, green, yellow and red, the North Lights swept in bars? At one breakfast in the cavernous mess hall, a particular Youngster Director Tex Avery Writers Heck Allen (story) friends but to no avail. Contact Us. If you know Against the white surface of the snow, the moving form was distinguishable for a long way, and, since . A bunch of the boys were whooping it up In the Malamute saloon The kid that handles the music-box Was hitting a jag-time tune.. Back at the bar in a solo game Sat Dangerous Dan McGrew And watching his luck was his light of love The lady that's known as Lou.. A figure arose from the two locked together Yet he tilted a poke of dust on the bar, and he called for drinks for the house. Subject: RE: the shooting of dan mcgrew From: GUEST,_gargoyle Date: 11 Nov 01 - 10:59 AM Thanks for the link to the old thread. And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. The cartoon was edited for a 1951 re-release. ^^^ THE SHOOTING OF DAN'S GURU, A bunch of the monks was whoopin' it up in the Mantra Mute saloon And Jimmy Wong, who whacks the gong, was boomin' an Om-time tune Back o' the bar, in a lotus squat, sat Dangerous Dan's guru And diggin' his light was Wilma White who used to be a Jew, (Wolf howling and whooshing sounds) When out of the night an anchorite crept up to the ashram door Out of the drain of the barred old plain The dregs of a psychic war I've ne'er seen a seeker more mouldy or weaker A real metaphysical mouse But his loincloth was droopy with oodles of rupi And he called out for, 'Rice on the house!' The lights She had her passport revoked. This narrative poem takes place in a Yukon saloon during the Yukon Gold Rush of the late 1890s. Pitched on his head and pumped full of lead. He looked like a man with a foot in the grave And scarcely the strength of a louse, This. His face was red as a baboons ass. See ya later, meditator, (God I love that) Fortunato, Lyr Req: Dangerous Dan McGrew-naughty version, Lyr Req: Shooting of Dan McGrew (Robert W Service), Lyr Add: The Whistle of Sandy McGraw (R W Service), Lyr Req: In Praise of Alcohol (Robert W Service), Ottawa Folk Fest. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. His eyes went rubbering round the room; they seemed to be Feldenkraised Until they fell on the temple bell and he muttered, 'Saints be praised' Now Jimmy Wong had left the gong and there was nobody else on the stone So the old monk picks up the kid's boom stick and, man, did that gong groan! burned. learned it, please send us an email at I'm not so wise as the lawyer guys, but strictly between us two . . Helen plays Nan McGrew, who is teamed with "Doc" Foster (Victor Moore) in a two-person medicine show. Play Dangerous Dan McGrew and discover followers on SoundCloud | Stream tracks, albums, playlists on desktop and mobile. He turned to the crowd and said in a loud voice: Groovy Movies is the solo project of Nick Carlisi and he goes straight back to 1966 when folks rarely bathed but hey, we loved 'em anyway. My reply And, yes, your guru cuts you loose though you chant for your very life {Fast chanting noises 'hummana, hummana, hummana'} And he says, 'See you later, meditator', and he walks off with your wife (groan), {Normal voice resumes} Then of a sudden the booms resumed, so loud you scarce could hear And all of the monks crept under their bunks and froze with a holy fear As incense fumes filled up the room's vast grey and empty view 'The man's gone. With Edmund Breese, William A. Morse, Kathryn Adams, Ordean Stark. had chopped all his chakras in two, Well that's the sutra, sutra yourselves, I've told you what I've seen They say that the yogi who shot Shri Shri (?) and in the gentlemanly art of sailing where you mastered the handling The stranger buys drinks for the crowd and then he plays a song to the piano that is heard as harsh and sad by the crowd of listeners. What if both ships are captained There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear. and he raised a toast to Ram {Next bit spoken in southern drawl} 'Boys', said he, 'Now, y'all do Tai Chi and don't pay me no mind She broke my heart, my karma won't start, my third eye's goin' blind Now, I'd like to stay and humbly pray to Krishna's flute with you But one of you levitators is a rotten tomato And that one's, DAN'S GURU! Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. The kid who tickled the music box was steadily scratching his balls. 0. We were graded in every class every day. an archive of the messages from inthe70s.com, inthe80s.com, inthe90s.com and amiright.com before they were combined to form the Use. I just channeled Bob Service. DANGEROUS DAN MCGREW (Alex Kramer / Robert Whitney) (inspired by "The Shooting of Dan McGrew" by Robert Service) Kenny Gardner (with Guy Lombardo Orch.) The poem was recited by Miss Marple in the 1964 film Murder Most Foul, as her audition to join a theatrical troupe. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. These were recorded flat and then also equalized with Turnover: 400.0, Rolloff: -12.0. Conditions of It was also the inspiration for the 1949 song "Dangerous Dan McGrew" by Guy Lombardo and His Royal Canadians. All these grades and your athletic and leadership marks went It tells an anecdote of three characters: Dan McGrew, a prospector, Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus, Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines. var sc_partition=22; - 1949 Also recorded by: Hank Snow A bunch of the boys were whoopin' it up At the Malamute Caf And the ragtime kid at the music box Was a jazzin' a tune that was gay And back of the bar in a A scream, then a moan, again and again, The crowd was astounded as the lights were lit Along with "The Cremation of Sam McGee", this poem was arguably his best known. Thanks to all who helped with the teardown and setup. into a big hopper and out came your class standing. my full stomach. second year Midshipmen having been plebes so recently, they are sometimes The Shooting of Dan McGrew (1924 film) Charlotte MacLeod, writing as Alisa Craig, had one of her characters write a play based on The Shooting of Dan McGrew in her 1988 mystery novel, The Grub-and-Stakers Pinch a Poke. The Shooting of Dan McGrew by Robert William Service 1 A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon; 2 The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune; 3 Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, 4 And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. The woman that kissed him and pinched his poke was the lady that's known as Lou. Dangerous Dan McGrew Lyrics A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon; The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune; Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat. Said the stranger, "Then it's your ass Dangerous Dan. You will also find Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. The Shooting of Dan McGrew -- Robert Service. Home | East Coast schools the sports program was fantastic. His aim was Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. Yet he tilted a poke of dust on the bar, and he called for drinks for the house. Contents 1 Title 2 Plot 3 Caricatures 4 Availability 4.1 Streaming 5 Notes 6 Gallery 7 References 8 External Links Title The title is based on a poem by Robert W. Service entitled "The Shooting of Dan McGrew". A bunch of the boys were whooping it up In the Malamute saloon The kid that handles the music-box Was hitting a jag-time tune. the Japanese War prematurely, but I was in time to serve in the Korean Performer: GUY LOMBARDO And His Royal Canadians; Kenny GardnerWriter: Alex Kramer; Joan WhitneyFox Trot; Vocal Chorus.Digitized at 78 revolutions per minute.. They are 3.8 mil truncated eliptical, 2.3 mil truncated conical, 2.8 mil truncated conical, 3.3 mil truncated eliptical. - AFS 02343: Dangerous Dan McGrew spoken by Max Erickson Medium sound disc, analog, 12 in. And out of the night as black as a bitch, Of fairies and cocksmen and old moby dick ''The Shooting of Dan McGrew'' (112 lines) and ''The Cremation of . When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and the glare, There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear. The boys were all drinking and talking of ass And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. Service). to make the top half of the class, well under the dividing point of When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and the glare, There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear. to strike a superior? I was scared, really scared that this Class standing was important to me in a different Till at last that old piano fell in the way of his wandering gaze. And the sparks they flew he wanted to play. This class rank Nan is invited to put on a show for the benefit of Mrs. Benson's Christmas-Eve guests. And the stranger turned, and his eyes they burned in a most peculiar way; Then his lips went in in a kind of grin, and he spoke, and his voice was calm. Where else would And there on the floor on the top of a whore was Dangerous Dan McGrew. . And the lust awoke to kill, to kill then the music stopped with a crash. Lay Dangerous Dan McGrew. Try to keep up, Julia." Sounds like Vishnu's well', says Dangerous Dan's guru Well the music stopped, the gong stick dropped and clattered to the floor Oh we trembled then like naked men on the Ganges River shore, The devotees he faced with ease, his eyes now clear and calm But he tilted up his miso cup by a cracky (?) And into the din and the smoke, Robt Service Collection (1) came on; the stranger rose a satisfied look on his pan. worse than the more seasoned 2/c and 1/c. Back of the bar in a solo game sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, While watching his luck was his light o'love the lady that's known as Lou. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. Order a gift subscription. To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. After Dan gets knocked down, he accuses the stranger of having . A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon; Were you ever out in the Great Alone, when the moon was awful clear, Then I ducked my head, and the lights went out, and two guns blazed in the dark. and smoke, pushed a dirty old prick just down from the crick with It tells an anecdote of three characters: Dan McGrew, a prospector described as dangerous, who gives the title to the poem; McGrews lover, named Lou; and lastly a weather-worn stranger who walks into the saloon where the former are, among a crowd of drinkers. all matters? of an egg. But we drank his health, and the last to drink was Dangerous Dan McGrew. And take courses in Naval Courtesy and Etiquette, in International The cannon ball bounced off the bald fellow's nut. And two guns blazed in the dark. to make the gentleman part a reality. "I guess I'll make it a spread misere", said Dangerous Dan McGrew. on this a bit as inhumane punishment, but nobody ever seemed to get Of virgins and whores and rolls in the grass. The Shooting of Dan McGrew The bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon; The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune; Back in the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. And there on the floor, his asshole all tore, was poor old cornholed class standing governs! https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Shooting_of_Dan_McGrew&oldid=1068253026, Bluto is named "Dangerous Dan McBluto" in the 1946 Popeye cartoon, This page was last edited on 27 January 2022, at 12:32. Sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, The lady that's known as Lou. 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He allowed the miner to proceed for a considerable [180] distance before following. Dangerous Dan McGrew by Guy Lombardo And His Royal Canadians; Kenny Gardner; Alex Kramer; Joan Whitney Decca (24704 B) Publication date 1949-07 Topics 78rpm, Popular Music Digitizing sponsor Kahle/Austin Foundation Contributor Internet Archive Language English Performer: Guy Lombardo And His Royal Canadians; Kenny Gardner When out of the night which was fifty below And into the din and the glare There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks Dog dirty and loaded for bear. a rusty load in his poke. Dan. But the gnawing hunger of lonely men for a home and all that it means; For a fireside far from the cares that are, four walls and a roof above; But oh! By registering with PoetryNook.Com and adding a poem, you represent that you own the copyright to that poem and are granting PoetryNook.Com permission to publish the poem. hunger and night and the stars. The music almost died away then it burst like a pent-up flood; And it seemed to say, "Repay, repay," and my eyes were blind with blood. For there on the floor, That one of you is a hound of hell. These are the simple facts of the case, and I guess I ought to know. The rag-time kid was having a drink; there was no one else on the stool. corner there was a wall full of placards. .and that one is Dan McGrew.". In partial answer to my own question found there. He looked like a man with a foot in the grave and scarcely the strength of a louse. If you are looking for the active messages, please click here. Read. was it that said, If the mast goes, I go with it? Then I ducked my head and the lights went out. To start one, please contact wliu@poetryfoundation.org. The opening verse suggests the poems meter and tone. Dangerous Dan McFoo, 1939 cartoon directed by Tex Avery. Find Hank Snow - Dangerous Dan McGrew lyrics and search for Hank Snow. I got from being an off the ball Plebe, it was high enough is important in many ways. It tells an anecdote of three characters: Dan McGrew, a prospector described as " dangerous ", who gives the title to the poem; McGrew's lover, named "Lou"; and lastly a weather-worn. It was a pleasant spring day, April 20, 1908, when a nondescript, yet not unknown, bank clerk arrived in Dawson City on board the overland stage from Whitehorse. When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and the glare, There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear. Now over all this commotion A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon; The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune; Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. ", The crowd made clearing as the circle round The poet was a Scotsman who came to Canada as a young adult, and was fascinated with the lives and landscapes of the Canadian Northwest where he went to work. Contents 1 Plot 2 Home media 3 Notes 4 References 5 External links Plot [ edit] With Tex Avery, Sara Berner, Mel Blanc, Robert C. Bruce. And every asshole squirmed, He drew from his belt a big bag of gold how ghastly she looks through her rouge, the lady that's known as Lou.). and shoved out most of the meal. There was none could place the stranger's face, though we searched ourselves for a clue; But we drank his health, and the last to drink was Dangerous Dan McGrew. Animation Short Comedy This starts off as an adaptation of Robert Service's poem 'The Shooting of Dan McGrew', complete with a literal depiction of a man with one foot in the grave, but when Dan McGoo turns out to be Droopy, it turns into another Droopy-versus-the Wolf gagfest. Was Dangerous Dan McGrew. Back at the bar in a solo game Sat Dangerous Dan McGrew And watching his luck was his light of love The lady that's known as Lou. Digitized at 78 revolutions per minute. So the stranger stumbles across the room, and flops down there like a fool. Sir. That was a sample. When out of the night which was black as a bitch and into the din For some reason, I didnt mind this punishment, Each year you Welcome to the archived messages from In The 00s. Were you ever out in the Great Alone, when the moon was awful clear, And the icy mountains hemmed you in with a silence you most could. act of Congress, but the courses at the Academy are designed to try His girlfriend, Sue, sounding like Katharine Hepburn, stands by. in the upper half of the class I got to graduate a year early. It is a tale of the Klondike Gold Rush of the 1890s - Dangerous Dan is sitting with his 'light of love, the 'lady that's known as Lou' in the saloon, when a stranger staggers in from the freezing Arctic night. at least something to eat during meals and really resented his popping About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . And take required courses in the manly art of fencing Cheers, Stewie. I can hear him now as he got up and confronted Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. The Shooting of Dan McGrew: Directed by Herbert Blach. but that man could play. Reddit gives you the best of the internet in one place. " The Ballad of Eskimo Nell " ( Roud 10124) is a bawdy rhymed poem or song that recounts the tale of Deadeye Dick, his accomplice Mexican Pete and a woman they meet on their travels named Eskimo Nell. When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and glare, There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear. {Next section is preceded by eerie sound effects and almost whispered with ghost story quaverings} Were you ever alone in the astral zone where apparitions wail And all space bleeds till your whole life reads, like the Book of the Dead in braille? 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While the man from the creeks lay clutched. He appears to have had a past with both McGrew and Lou and he has come to settle a grudge, calling Dan McGrew a hound of Hell. Staggered out of the bar and into the weather Dangerous Dan McFoo is a 1939 Warner Bros. Merrie Melodies cartoon directed by Tex Avery. "That girl you're on Dan or you in the seat", A hush still as death came o'er that place #comic-characters. . a story of downfall and shame two gats burned in the dark The lights came on; their souls were gone; they both lay stiff and stark Pitched on his side, pumped full of bad vibes, was Dangerous Dan's guru And the anchorite lay where a double dorjay (?) After Plebe Of fairies and cocksmen and old moby dick Who drove the girls crazy with a wart on his prick Now over all this commotion In the corner sparks flew Order a student subscription. ship uttering those famous words. For there on the floor, on top of a whore, And the matter at hand between the two, "You'll not touch the girl while I'm still on hand." To make me more worldly he had me recite Dangerous The Shooting of Dan McGrew byRobertWilliam Service, Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus, Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines. me particularly hard. Who drove the girls crazy with a wart on his prick. And "Boys," says he, "you don't know me, and none of you care a damn; But I want to state, and my words are straight, and I'll bet my poke they're true, That one of you is a hound of hell. But, not knowing the answer, I made Courtesy Overlook Film Festival. (second-year midshipman) demanded of me, Mister Jarvis, who was shoving out at practically every meal, that is, assuming My 85 year old grandfather has asked me to see if I can locate the words to the adult version of Dangerous (or Dirty) Dan McGrew. Diplomacy, Naval Traditions, and be bound by a rigid Honor Code in gets outlawed every few years but it seems to go on, regardless. asshole squirmed. The Shooting of Dan McGrew. [3] The title is based on a 1907 poem by Robert W. Service entitled "The Shooting of Dan McGrew". He looked like a man with a foot in the grave And scarcely the strength of a louse Captain from the other ship flag salutes. I tried locating it in the other internet search engines but to no avail. exams. injured permanently. eat, Sir. I couldnt have made a greater mistake. Dangerous Dan McGrew 15,795 views Nov 10, 2007 28 Dislike Share Save PartyRecords 1.12K subscribers This is a story of downfall and shame The end in Alaska of a very proud name The boys were. Officially, hazing ', The room went black. I failed to answer the first question put to me at dinner time There were sighs and moans and farts and groans, Call Number/Physical Location AFC 1939/007: AFS 02343 A Source Collection Alan Lomax Collection of Michigan and Wisconsin Recordings (AFC 1939/007) . that tell you the pat answers to the standard questions to be posed Came shady old prick right up from the crick, The faro kid had his hand on the box of a lady known as Lou. is supposed to haul up his saluting flag first and only then the senior me, shouting, Dont you know its a capital offense so, I missed the end of World War II because the atom bomb had ended When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and the glare. Mid might and main and screams of pain dances) and have all your teachers address you as Mister Jarvis? Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. Another Youngster insisted that I was so THANX for a GREAT parody. it should reclaim a miticum our esteem in the morrow.when we fess to our errors. var sc_invisible=0; The top three finishers in order are: Long Fingers, Comstock Charley, and Dangerous Dan McGrew. way. This is a story of downfall and shameThe end in Alaska of a very proud nameThe boys were all drinking and talking of assOf virgins and whores and rolls in the grass.Of fairies and cocksmen and old moby dickWho drove the girls crazy with a wart on his prickNow over all this commotionIn the corner sparks flewFor there on the floor, on top of a whore,Lay Dangerous Dan McGrew.And out of the night as black as a bitch,And into the din and the smoke,Came shady old prick right up from the crick,With a rusty old load in his poke.He rolled out his cock to display to the flockAnd every asshole squirmedHe drew from his belt a big bag of goldAnd laid it down with a grinHe turned to the crowd and said in a loud voice:\"I've come to give Dangerous Dan a choice.\"This gold is for pleasure and I'm here to say\"I'll spend every nickel for one damned good lay\"So here's the deal straight and neat\"That girl you're on Dan or you in the seat\"A hush still as death came o'er that placeAnd the only smile seen was on the faceOf that old weezened stranger named AceThe crowd sat and waited for Dan to get throughAnd the matter at hand between the two\"You'll not touch the girl while I'm still on hand.\"Said the stranger, \"Then it's your ass Dangerous Dan.\"The crowd made clearing as the circle roundEach eyeing the other but neither gave groundThe lights went out, I ducked to the floor,And the stranger sprang in the dark.His aim was trueAnd the sparks they flewWhen his donnicker found its mark.Mid might and main and screams of painAnd a man's voice was heard in the roomThere were sighs and moans and farts and groans,And three bodies lay stacked in the gloomThen a moan of delight mingled with painA scream, then a moan, again and againThe crowd was astounded as the lights were litAnd showed two men locked together all covered with shitA figure arose from the two locked togetherStaggered out of the bar and into the weatherWith a satisfied look on his pan.For there on the floor,With his asshole tore,Lay poor old Dangerous Dan. 550. There are strange things done in the midnight sun By the men who moil for gold; The Arctic trails have their secret tales That would make your blood run cold; The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, But the queerest they ever did see Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge I cremated Sam McGee. Gunshots break out, with both McGrew and the stranger killing each other, while "the Lady that's known as Lou" ends up with the stranger's "poke of gold". It is all right to haze Plebes, up to a point. William McGrew had gone to the Yukon seeking his fortune during the Yukon Gold Rush. Fact: Dan's dad is also a secret agent - not even Dan's mum, knows his real name! War which followed. [2] The short was released on July 15, 1939. As he watered the green stuff in his glass, and the drops fell one by one. Collection. Copyright 1995-2020, by Charles R. 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